Sanitas Valley
Phase 1: Sanitas Valley. The biggest challenge is in finding a parking spot; or more accurately, remaining patient while finished hikers decide whether to vacate their parking spots. Here's what they do instead:
- Gaze fondly at their parked car.
- Practice drawing a Tesla logo in the gravel.
- Plug the car into portable solar panels.
- Enjoy a leisurely snack.
- Re-apply SPF-1000 sunscreen.
- Check email.
- Read the newspaper.
- Post their hike video to YouTube.
- Plug the phone into portable solar panels.
- Feed and water the dog.
- Play frisbee with the dog.
- Make reservations at their favorite restaurant.
- Wipe off the SPF-1000 and apply SPF-15.
- Time how long it takes a waiting car to circle the parking lot.
- Calculate the CO2 emissions of all the waiting cars.
- Discuss the yield of their home solar panels.
- Load the dog into the car.
- Load the dog bowl into the car.
- Unload the dog bowl and empty out the water.
- Load the empty dog bowl into the car.
- Unplug the phone.
- Unplug the car.
- Deposit the biodegradable snack wrapper into the recycle bin.
- Gaze fondly at their parked car.
Phase 2: West End Tavern. Cheesesteak special and pulled pork.
Phase 3: Trident.
